what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
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it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
*hides good snacks from family members*
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i hate seeing really good text posts and thinking “god dammit i could’ve come up with that”
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
I think the cat wants something
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The red thread of fate is an East Asian belief originating from Chinese legend and is also used in Japanese legend. According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles of those that are destined to meet each other in a certain situation or help each other in a certain way. Often, in Japanese culture, it is thought to be tied around the little finger.
The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.
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no one twerks like gaston
makes it work like gaston
no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston
He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,
My, he so fly, dat Gaston
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abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
